Oh hey there wagies, sorry I haven’t put on my normie clothes yet. I just slept for 12 hours straight and I just haven’t gotten the need to get out of my comfy sweats.
Don’t worry though, when I go to subway I’ll put on some jeans. Hmm, maybe I’ll stop by the library as well and check out a new book. I just finished the Lovecraft series again, I should really move onto something new.
Anyways, tick tock and all that! Happy Monday!
Don’t mind me wagie, just getting /comfy/ after the first snow fall of the season and enjoying my Christmas presents.
What’s that, you say? Christmas is over? Ha ha, silly wage slave! When you’re a NEET, everyday is like Christmas! You wouldn’t understand such feelings of joy though, would you?
Anyhow, enjoy your day! Tick tock!
Hope you had a good break there, wagie! Enjoy these last few hours, because tomorrow its back to the grind!
If only you were a NEET like I am, every day would be a vacation for you!
Haha, silly wageslaves!
The sooner you accept that NEETs are the superior lifeforms, the easier it will be for everyone!
Wage slavery leads to a life of bitterness and depression, but I’m sure you already know that. Only when you ascend to NEETdom will you realize the true potential of life!
Reminder that Bernie Sanders is the official NEET candidate of the 2016 election.
Cuckservatives want to do away with our NEETbux, but Sanders is on the side of our cause and will expand our already great benefits.
When Bernie becomes President, our unemployment and disability checks will go through the roof, and on top of that we will not only get free healthcare, but also college!
Feel the Bern, baby!
Oh hello there wagecuck.
Just discovered the works of the marvelous Ayn Rand…Atlas Shrugged to be exact. It’s about a group of men who decide to opt out of society, and then I thought “how fitting! That’s what I’ve done as a NEET!”
As Rand would put it, I am acting in my own rational self-interest by not working. Now I don’t feel the least bit bad about my lifestyle, not that I did to begin with.
Tick-tock…maybe go to the bookstore and pick it up on your way home from work.
Hello there, wagie!
I just made some delectable lasagna in my abundant free time. As a NEET, I have all the time in the world to expand my knowledge on an infinite amount of subjects, cooking included. While you were slaving away today, I was educating myself in the ways of master chefs Julia Child and Gordon Ramsay.
What that, wagie? It’s your lunch break? Hope you enjoy your reheated left overs while I enjoy devouring this lovely lasagna.
Bon appétit, wageslave!
*farts*
Oh hi, didn’t see ya there, wagecuck. Oh, me? I’m just lubing up my 8" cock for a wage slaves’ girlfriend coming over soon to get my man meat. Funny how even their girlfriends don’t respect wagecucks.
Anyways, another day another dollar wagie!
Better make these two days count, wagie.
A good wage slave should be well slept and energized for the work week, however, which means no late nights for you this weekend!
And don’t forget, wagie! The clock is always ticking away, slowing taking away your precious few hours of freedom!
Ah, silly wage slaves! When will you ever learn!
